Paying The Bill At Catholic Hospital
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.?
He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’
The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you? ‘
He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters.
Nuns are married to God!’
The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’
