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Archive for the 'Catholic Humor' Category

Humorous Church Signs

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

Tag:church, funny, humor, signsEnjoy these humorous church signs. Who says Christians don’t have a sense of humor?!

Catholic Dog

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

Tag:catholic, dog, funeralMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
“Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal […]

Why go to Church?

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Tag:christian, church, humor, humour, sermonYou may have read this before, but it’s still a good read and profound.
If you’re spiritually alive, you’re going to love this! If you’re spiritually dead, you won’t want to read it. If you’re spiritually
curious, there is still hope!
A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a […]

Heaven & Hell

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Tag:catholic, devil, heaven, hell, humor, joke, St. PeterI got this in my mail today and there are strong Catholic lessons here.
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly […]

Computer Wars

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Tag:christian, computer, God, humor, humour, jesus, jokes, satanJesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, “THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set […]

Importance of Product Placement

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Tag:No TagsThis came in my email today.
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favour.
The Pope says, “What can I do? “The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ […]

An Atheist’s Last Wish

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Tag:atheist, christian, humorAn atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” ….he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly (bear) charging towards him. He ran as fast as […]