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Tag:amish, elevator, technoratiAn Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
“Son, I have never seen anything […]

Tag:minister, priest, rabbi, sex, sunday, work

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the bible, the priest says,

” My son, […]

Tag:day, humor, humour, judgment, technoratiA traveling preacher said to the farmer, “Do you belong to the Christian family?”
“No,” he said, “They live two farms down.”
“No, no, I mean are you lost?”
“No, I’ve been here thirty-five years.”
“I mean are you ready for Judgment Day?’
“When is it?”
“It could be today, tomorrow or next week.”
“Well, when you find […]

Tag:axe, catherine zeta jones, catholic, humor, humour, jennifer lopez, wives, woodcutterOne day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he […]

Tag:baptize, catholic, drunk, humor, humour, jesusA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he […]

Tag:bus, catholic, driver, heaven, humor, humour, pray, priest
Two persons passed away and arrived at the heavenly gate.

St. Peter asked the first person “What do you do for a living”  First person replied that he was a priest for almost 40 years, therefore he should be allowed to enter heaven automatically.

Then St. […]

Tag:church, funny, humor, signsEnjoy these humorous church signs. Who says Christians don’t have a sense of humor?!

Tag:catholic, dog, funeralMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
“Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal […]

Tag:christian, church, humor, humour, sermonYou may have read this before, but it’s still a good read and profound.
If you’re spiritually alive, you’re going to love this! If you’re spiritually dead, you won’t want to read it. If you’re spiritually
curious, there is still hope!
A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a […]

Tag:catholic, devil, heaven, hell, humor, joke, St. PeterI got this in my mail today and there are strong Catholic lessons here.
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly […]